What a world we live in, that someone finding a 35 year old candy bar while cleaning out a hoarder's house gets its own tier 1 news article.
I guess you're not aware of the story about a guy that found a fly in his coffee at Tim Horton's
More newsworthy than most of the garbage Fox News is slopping out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silly_season
(posted below, too -- I'll stop now.)