alt Hacker News→ Macro African Union → Metazoan Member States → Panspermian Massive → Anomalies Anonymous
"Hi I'm infinity and I... I cracked and generated a self-replicating biology last aeon. By the second kalpa they'd devised a writing system and started battling each other for spacetime. I've got to stop doing that."
"Hey, your uh...Life...it's killing an awful lot, isn't it?"
"Yeah, well, more than most of the others, but..."
"Are you not going to do something about that?"
"Nah, I hope it's self-terminating. Should eventually cancel itself."
"You hope?"
"Look, don't ruin this for me okay, nothing ever happens on your planets and look at ALL THIS BLOOD"