No you don't actually want a regex library that randomly fails when someone runs one of Chris Domas's pathological stall instructions on a different core.
Why do you say "randomly fails"? Do you consider a configurable timeout with an exception to be a random failure?
What do you want it to do under those conditions then? Stall pathologically?
Why do you say "randomly fails"? Do you consider a configurable timeout with an exception to be a random failure?