> For some programs, the shortest descriptions of what they do are the programs themselves.

There is almost no real-world program for which this is true. One corollary of this would be that it is impossible to refactor the program to be any cleaner, which is not true for basically any large real-world program.

Another corollary of this is that no observable aspect of a program could be changed without breaking user expectations, but this too is almost always wrong (e.g. almost always, but not 100% via e.g. the famous xkcd comic about spacebar heating, a global performance optimization would be viewed as good).