Is this satire? Changing your easy to maintain monolith architecture to a microservice architecture to enable parallel agent development, really? That's got to be some of the worst advice I'd heard in a long time.

You will have conflicts during parallel work if people are changing features that are related. You will also get these conflicts with a microservice architecture and hundreds of independent repos, but now it is not a merge conflict because you touched the same syntax, it is a semantic conflict.

And didn't Uber also have a famously slow and convoluted CI pipeline where it took an enormous amount of time and resources to build anything?