Real pro cycling teams:
SmartStop-Mountain Khakis p/b Jittery Joe's
Bodysol EuroMillions Pôle Continental Wallon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UCI_WorldTeam#2026 for this year's crop of linoleum manufacturers, insurance firms, and sportswashing petro-states.I mean F1 teams are literally named directly after their corporate owners too (who are not necessarily the ones designing the engines/...) and people seem to love that.
Those two teams are/were not professional. Not that you are wrong about naming conventions.