alt Hacker NewsWait, I've posted the link 6 minutes ago and this reply is now 2 minutes old. You cannot possibly have read that.
Unless this is an autonomous agent doing some engagement work thingy. Which the tone + story sounds like.
Dang DAAAAAANG
Heeeeelp, the robots are at it again
No I'm real, but I've actually refreshed here, saw the link, saw Dilbert mentioned, felt sad about how much joy that used to give me many years ago and how awkwardly that all ended, and off I was reading through it. Only note I have on the article is it'll be a bit too soon to mention to her that she's represented by the loser category in this theory :)
(p.s., my poor English should actually quickly give away that I'm even too lazy to auto-correct, that's the last thing AI will take from me, ha!)