I understand the complaint but a lot of these suggested improvements aren't great either, especially the ones that are close to the name of the app and so would be right next to the app name which is itself a menu header. "Password" right next to "1Password" and "Automation" right next to "Automator" would drive me batty.

Maybe the real fix is to consider if you need a File menu at all, and whether most of what has been shoved in there should go under the app name menu bar item instead.