"A really interesting and cool thing for astronomers to talk about...but you might want to pray that not one of 'em ever comes within a million trillion miles of the Earth."
Unfortunately, there is a rather large one not one sixth of that distance away (a million trillion miles is actually rather large - 170 kly - approximately double the size of our galaxy)
Astronomical distances are vast, million trillion miles too far, that's over a hundred thousand light years. There are known stellar-mass black holes within just 2000 light years of the Earth. Heck, there might be a primordial black hole in the inner Oort cloud and not only would it not destroy earth, we'd have (are having) trouble detecting it.