Well, if we're telling stats jokes...
A statistician is a man who with his head in the freezer and his feet in the oven can say "On the whole I feel perfectly normal."
Recommended reading: 'How to lie with statistics' - Huff, 1954
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I’d recommend reading “How to make the world count” instead of a work of a morally bankrupt guy who used the very same tricks he criticized to discredit the cancer studies of tobacco usage.
Bill Gates walked into a bar. Everyone was, on average, a multi millionaire.
The average body temperature of the people in a hospital is in the normal range. Many do have a slight fever, but some are in the fridge.
Our stat prof was a very special guy.