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dwoldrichtoday at 5:04 PM3 repliesview on HN

Value is now only _extracted_. Place the acquired good into the press and smash it until all but the faintest essence remains among the mash. The squeezings are bottled and saved to pay for future _extractions_.

Companies like Valve can continue largely unshittificated because they are private. Once that is no longer the case, all our game rentals will be squozen away from us.


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ThrowawayR2today at 7:37 PM

Gabe Newell has an $11bn net worth so he hasn't exactly been not squeezing.

nazgulsenpaitoday at 7:06 PM

TIL squozen is the past participle of squeeze, but only because I first thought hah this guy is making words up. Foiled again!

shaftoe444today at 7:22 PM

> It's stressful having me head squoze