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Defrag98: Windows 98 Disk Defragmenter Simulator Online

52 pointsby throw0101ayesterday at 10:51 PM25 commentsview on HN

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singiamtelyesterday at 11:24 PM

There's something satisfying about defragging that has been lost to time. Like oiling a squeaky engine

RetroTechietoday at 12:00 AM

4 Drives, 5.5G total. Luxury!

Per-drive individual sounds, and BSoD included. Nice touches, love it!

vessenesyesterday at 11:07 PM

I love this. I wanted the disk noise, and I got it. I will say that’s a lot faster than my drives were in the late 1990s though.

vunderbayesterday at 11:53 PM

When I was younger, my friends and I joked about making a "Disk Fragmenter" which would enumerate through every file on the disk and split them into non-contiguous clusters to make sure that the actuator arm on your platter-drive gets a PROPER WORKOUT TO FEEL THE BURN.

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Hobadeeyesterday at 11:31 PM

I love it. A couple notes: - This is about 10x a real defrag speed - WAAAY too fast - IIRC the "Data that will not be moved" was typically lumped at the beginning of the drive, not spread out all over.

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roger_yesterday at 11:09 PM

My computer's definitely gonna be faster after this.

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pjotyesterday at 11:36 PM

Will need to degauss after this

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toast0yesterday at 11:13 PM

Love the warning for using on a mobile device.

pyaambyesterday at 11:07 PM

Need this but for AI models. Sleep mode where they self prune and optimize overnight for their daily purpose.

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josefrichteryesterday at 11:53 PM

bill gates, I want my time back!

brcmthrowawayyesterday at 11:44 PM

What were the major filesystem technology improvements that made this redundant?

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stavrosyesterday at 11:50 PM

I need to set up a Windows 95 computer with a hard drive and stream the defragging online, complete with live audio.

MarvinYorkyesterday at 11:18 PM

The sound killed me... :D

wild_pointeryesterday at 11:09 PM

Legend

olivierestsageyesterday at 11:26 PM

Hot

pir8life4meyesterday at 11:02 PM

Brilliant. Whirring disk noise is nice touch.

If AI generated this is what the AI revolution is all about.

Can we get a cross platform screensaver?