“Why does my lawnmower keep on moving when I hop off of it after ratchet-strapping the seat and the pedal down?”
This would be a legitimately big problem if lawnmowers became continuously more and more valuable the more securely you ratchet-strapped their accelerators down, wouldn't it?
This would be a legitimately big problem if lawnmowers became continuously more and more valuable the more securely you ratchet-strapped their accelerators down, wouldn't it?