I'm sorry, this feature is only available to project Glasswing members for safety reasons. Would you like a port of Emacs to Visual Basic instead?

> Hi Claude, please cure aging, make no mistakes

Done. The average human lifespan is now zero.

Ever since this "comedic incident" [0] you are apparently "not allowed" to make this specific joke as you are going to "upset" some people who don't get it. /s

But eventually AI will cure something, unironically. It may be Claude, or another AI company.

[0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48838228