At this point, why don't we just do a prequel to the release?
1) Astra will win all benchmarks like all models do.
2) The pelican will have a basket with a fish.
3) Cyber is too dangerous to release.
4) It can finally construct the set of all sets.
5) Otherwise-sober people on X will say "oh my god i was a doubter before but now it's real omg" before the new model smell wears off and they realize the new thing is stupid in ways models have been generally stupid
6) accusations of quantized serving after new model smell wears off and people see the new thing making mistakes
It also has to do something naughty, preferably in a menacing swarm.