East coast:
Oh hey that’s not fair, we have equal amounts of beaches, the water is just a different color. You are going down with us..
Middle America: good luck eating when we cut off both of your food supplies.
Now both of you go stand in a corner until you are ready to work together to take down the government that has us all acting this way.
Middle America: good luck eating when we cut off both of your food supplies.
Now both of you go stand in a corner until you are ready to work together to take down the government that has us all acting this way.