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mft_today at 11:36 AM4 repliesview on HN

There’s a startup opportunity: a body cream with concentrates of beneficial microorganisms.

“Pair it with our full spectrum sun lamp and you can have all the benefits of playing outside from the comfort of your standing desk”.


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ceejayoztoday at 11:47 AM

FDA: “You’ve got E. coli in here.”

“Yes.”

doubled112today at 12:36 PM

I thought sun exposure was bad. Or is it good again? Was it good all along?

Do I need to wear sunscreen in front of my desk too now? Will the body cream include it?

Too many questions. I'm going outside.

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electric_mayhemtoday at 11:47 AM

You folks are having fun with the idea, but, well, in 2026 there’s absolutely a viable market for this.

bigfishrunningtoday at 2:21 PM

and now i'm bummed out