The modern web seems to know nothing about it at this point, but back when CGI scripts were a new curiosity, there was a Shakespearean Insult Generator which was popular and quite a lot of fun.
Altho' it be not a living CGI script, mayhap the Internet Archive shall regale us with nigh-on 250 bespoke insults, plucked from the very copper tendrils of ye olde webbe: https://web.archive.org/web/19990515000000*/http://www.webwe...
Thou unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane !Wow. It's been probably 20 years since I thought of that thing . . .
See perhaps Shakespearean Insults Mug:
* https://philosophersguild.com/products/shakespearean-insults...
* https://www.amazon.com/Shakespearean-Insults-Coffee-Mug-Shak...