Since it's a photography site, route 'em over to goatse. That might get someone's attention.
Haha I did debate going much worse with the junk images but wanted to err on the side of caution in case I subject possible clients to something like goatse.
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Haha I did debate going much worse with the junk images but wanted to err on the side of caution in case I subject possible clients to something like goatse.