Granny: "cobolcomesback, what's that command I have to write in this black box thingee to list all the files in this folder"

cobolcomesback: "ls, granny"

Granny: "it said No such file or directory"

cobolcomesback: "no, that's... just write ls, granny.

Granny: "I wrote ls granny it said no such file or directory."

cobolcomesback: "just.. from now on... just write Siri 'list all files in this directory', granny"

Granny: "I wrote siri list all files in this directory granny and it told me all the files and then it also asked me who's granny and I told it and it said nice to meet you"

cobolcomesback: "SIGH"