> Also, the page reads like an open source “We’re finished, we’re tired.” announcement rather than the razzmatazz of a Microsoft release.

I think this is because the JRE/JDK upstream releases are a bit like Linux kernel releases: all the major first-party feature development goes on in subprojects that maintain their own "living forks" during feature development, with the teams on these features doing PRs against the fork's own "main"; that "fork's main" having its own subproject maintainers who ensure a mess isn't made of it; and then those maintainers eventually polishing up that fork-main into a single big one-shot PR to upstream once the feature-as-a-whole is ready.

(Compare/contrast: the Linux kernel's mm, rt, and kvm feature development efforts.)

Because of this, the top-level "project maintainers" (i.e. the people who decide what gets merged into upstream main) aren't really the same people as these subproject people who care deeply about these new features. They want to ship stuff people want, but they personally mostly deal all day with requests to merge 1. small bugfixes, and 2. features so small that no JEP is needed.

But then, every once in a while, they have to deal with a request to merge one of these huge subproject upstreaming PRs. And sure, it's already heavily reviewed by the subproject's maintainers, who they trust. But they do still have to audit it and learn it and create a stabilized release path for it. "Handover" stuff. And that's tiring!

So, given that the toplevel project maintainers write the release notes, I'm not surprised they come off as weary about releases.

(That being said, for purely PR reasons, the toplevel maintainers could ask the subproject staff to contribute their perspective to the release notes of a release that merges their work? But this could also just-as-well be a separate blog post—which would probably be better for sharing. I don't think I've ever seen a centralized Java blog [is there one?] but I think the subproject teams do tend to have them.)