A lawyers wet dream is when a security company.... Finds an issue, does not abuse it, and reports it to the affected party for it to be patched?
I feel like people like you are more of a lawyers wet dream, in that they'll happily litigate a frivolous case for you while billing you hourly.
if i find someones key on the ground and take the key and walk into their house and poke around, and make sure to leave a letter, this is a good thing?
Feelings don't really matter in the legal world. Statements and actions do.