That's the best you got.

"Just lie on your visa applications, no countries on earth share data with each other and no-one cares except the US and who cares about them, nothing will ever happen to you."

Cool.

Actually, the idiocy of this response is even more notable when you learn that many countries will notate it IN YOUR PASSPORT that you were refused entry.

"Lie on your visa application and hope no immigration officer thumbs through your passport." Stunning advice.