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Waterluvian • yesterday at 12:27 PM • 3 replies • view on HN

They should just round up and imprison all the people who walk in my neighbourhood.

Some would call it discrimination but the majority of people who commit crimes in my area are people who can walk. I rarely see the wheelchair crowd pulling off B&Es.

Oh, or people who wear clothes. Criminals seem to like wearing clothes. Point proven: you never see nudists shoplifting Old Navy.


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benbristow • yesterday at 12:30 PM

People on illegal escooters or illegal electric bikes are already committing crimes, there's rarely a decent reason to be wearing a balaclava in the city.

As I said, machine learning to take all these pointers into perspective.

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someonebaggy • yesterday at 4:34 PM

I think they do that in American suburbia

bellowsgulch • yesterday at 12:29 PM

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