im crying and throwing up everywhere. everything i use must be brutalist.
even seeing the linux penguin makes me want to punch my monitor and commit sudoku
I think you missed the point. Things should look like what they are.
The Linux kernel is ultimately a friendly open-source project. There's no harm in it being marketed using a cartoon penguin.
These AI services, meanwhile, are the dangled lights on the heads of data-hungry environment-threatening job-killing leviathantine anglerfish.
Making the dangled light present as non-threatening is not a good thing for society, no matter how much you may personally like pretty lights.
> commit sudoku
Hilarious.