How does that even work if the turing test is obviously solved?

The answer to the apparent paradox is that these things are deliberately not trained to sound too much like human conversational partners. The labs don't want the bad press that they'd get from people creating deceptively-convincing bots, or from people forming emotional bonds with them like they did with GPT-4o. If you actually RLHF'ed a frontier-grade LLM to pass a Turing test, rest assured, it could do it.

"It's not x, it's y" and other goofy superficial tells do not have to be part of an LLM's response. But the last thing OpenAI wants to release is a GPT-4o with twice the IQ, so we have to put up with a lot of stupid clanker clichés.

For evidence, just look back at the best conversational models from a couple of years ago, and you will probably agree that they are better at fooling humans than their newer counterparts are.