I fantasized about the possibilities of decorating a place, when said decorations do not need to be proofed against wanton destruction by young children

For me, it's a little too 50 shades of brown. I love the warm tones and clean lines, but it's all warm tones and clean lines.

I'm in the middle of moving things around my home and dealing with cords, so the lamp cords are what I focused on.

It's a beautiful space though. He did a great job of cord management on his desk.

No because you likely do not drench yourself in hubris daily.