Couldn't pay me to use this junk.

Trying to think of a number that I would consider it, and honestly $1k/month wouldn't convince me unless

- I have root on device

- device is on its own vlan, fully segmented

- !(SIM || 5G antenna)

- no google/apple id authenticated on device

- terminate agreement at any time without cost

I'm probably forgetting/not aware of ten things I should consider.