Hah! Thanks to asking AI, just found it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlWWeDLxYU

Slightly underwhelming (and I knew it would be). My taste has changed a fair bit in the last 25 years. Looks like someone else had been looking for it almost as long as me.

Released in 98 or 99. 27 years. Satisfying.