The Spaceballs piece about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k

I don’t normally upvote jokes on hn, but it’s saturday and I was about to say the same thing.

Props to you, good sir. You beat me by one hour.

Funnily enough, luggage calls back to those TSA locks.

the same price of a large pizza where I used to work as a delivery guy! Those pizzas were way expensive.

I bet you are not the only one!