Yep, this is what I want.

Also I want it to auto-detect spyware/adware and isolate/neutralize it, even to the point of spoofing harmless responses.

Like I would love it if it were possible to proxy all traffic and load certs to do ssl interception if that were possible on household devices.

Or at minimum just let me safely connect locally to “smart” devices without them sending data out.

Basically just tron let loose on my home network fighting for the user.