The obvious fork is "can frontier models stack a dishwasher to my wife's exacting standards".
I can't. So that would surely be proof of AGI.
Never have truer words been spoken, I too score poorly on DishwasherBench wife mode. Drives her up the wall.
You're already loading it perfectly according to The Oatmeal :-D
Are our wives' standards impossible to reach or are our husbands weaponising incompetence?
"In every partnership, there is a person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect and a person who stacks the dishwasher like a raccoon on meth." - Someone online.
At home I'm the architect, my wife's the raccoon. I don't actually believe that you can stack the dishwasher wrong as such, but you can make it hard for yourself to unload, if you don't sort the items correctly.