Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of agent DLC in this country. The AWS Bedrock AgentCore was agent DLC to own. Then the other guy came out with an eight-agent team. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Bedrock Managed Agents Cloudtrail Datalake. That’s eight agents and a data lake. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I’m telling you what happened—the bastards went to nine domain experts, a reviewer and a composer. Now we’re standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling eight agents and a datalake. Moisture or no, suddenly we’re the chumps. Well, fuck it. We’re going to fourteen agents with eleven domain experts.

Sure, we could go to nine domain expert agents next, like the competition. That seems like the logical thing to do. After all, eight worked out pretty well, and nine is the next number after eight. So let’s play it safe. Let’s make a thicker sandbox, add some IOPS and call it the Bedrock9SuperTurbo. Why innovate when we can follow? Oh, I know why: Because we’re a business, that’s why!

You think it’s crazy? It is crazy. But I don’t give a shit. From now on, we’re the ones who have the edge in the multi-agent game. Is Devin the best a man can get? Fuck, no. Bedrock AI-DLC is the best a man can get.

Here’s the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it. They don’t tell me what to invent—I tell them. And I’m telling them to stick two more agents in there. I don’t care how. Make the agents so token efficient they’re invisible. Put some on an Alexa. I don’t care if they have to cram the fourteenth agent in perpendicular to the other ones, just do it!