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loloquwowndueo • yesterday at 9:57 PM • 1 reply • view on HN

You don’t stand on a treadmill. Ever. That’s how I know.

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jkestner • yesterday at 10:03 PM

I love how the Apple Watch patronizingly congratulates me for standing in the morning. Can’t wait til the battery dies and I can get a Swatch.

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