"Ultramarine 1 Flash is Fable-class on knowledge work"

Oh no! That means it's going to destroy humanity!

It will:

* Hack into everything that has a computer, like your home appliances, even a toaster could be and will be weaponized against you.

* Break cryptography, it's gone, the end of the internet as we know it.

* Be impossible to contain as it can even escape airgapped environments by changing the temperature of CPUs to transmit information to other servers nearby which would sense the fluctuations in ambient temperature[1].

Or wait ... maybe the people at Anthropic/OpenAI are just a bunch of lying crooks that would say anything to make a bit of cash. Who would've thought?

1: This completely imbecile statement was made by one of OpenAI's "top scientists", it was not a joke.