It's things like "under the attacker's feet" which completely throw me off. While trying to parse the text, my brain tries to imagine a surprised hacker.

It reads like the average PR summary I had to review every day. ‘Had’, because I stopped doing that after being blessed by LGTM https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3TNpOD6bov8&pp=ygUEbGd0bQ%3D%3...

It really reads like it was passed 3 times through Claude.

I just wrote almost the same thing (I start to write my comments before I read what others say, so that it is not influenced directly what I write). I am glad to come to the same conclusion - this website is both visually interesting as well as very annoying.

The font is terrible on mobile, cannot tell then difference between a comma and a fullstop at all

yeah agreed.