I wonder if this would be a reason to sue in the EU ? IIRC you can even replace the firmware without voiding the warranty, unless the manufacturer can prove the firmware cause the issue.
Here I guess you could just RMA the device or even sue Nintendo for retaliating after you just used the device you bought ?
I also don't think remotely bricking/banning the console is legal in the EU.
Also, Louis Rossmann, please buy a Switch 2, apply the exploit & go online. Thanks in advance! :D