alt Hacker NewsLife would be so much more magical and special if attempting to penetrate your mate could result in a slow death of dehydration and starvation, if not being torn to shreds by a passing bird of prey.
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fmajid • yesterday at 10:03 PM
Praying mantises are far swifter.
Although these days sometimes women will post your text messages on twitter, which may in fact be worse