If you're concerned you can literally print your crypto keys onto a piece of paper. Maybe encrypted with a passphrase. It might get stolen or lost but it's not getting hacked.
P.S. If you're really paranoid don't use a network-connected printer.
Security through decentralization, if there is such a term.
how are you gonna use your paper keys when you want to spend some of your bitcoin? the private key has to touch a computer at some point.