Looks like Microsoft forgot to talk to hardware manufacturers about this feature...
The cool thing is my office Microsoft Surface Laptop that will randomly wake up and sit there with its keyboard backlight full on and act dead... then you have to hold it for 30 seconds!
I guess I'm the one contributing to those crashlogs.
But that doesn't explain where the dumps are coming from.
> What further complicates matters is that Chen details how the kernel dumps created after pressing the power button for 8 seconds do, in fact, get sent to Microsoft once the computer turns on again. In fact, he is one of the people who gets to see these dumps and respond to them, so obviously they are indeed rolling in.
Appropriately for halloween, this seems somewhat spooky.