tl;dr
Former editor of GQ hates America and thinks brits are dumb for having fun on Halloween.
Played dress up at GQ for entire career, hates people who dress up. :|
Right? Conservative voice going to yell about younger generations playing their music too loud.
But great article if you enjoy reading grumpy British humor roasting America
In the Netherlands, on the “elf” of November, children make handmade lanterns and wander door to door, singing for candy. It’s frikkin cute— that’s why Halloween is discouraged.