I have a MacBook that was meant to replace my aging Windows and Linux laptops. This article is a microcosm of why I have just stopped using it. An endless stream of mollycoddling, obfuscation and "It's for your own good, child" trash. I can't even bring myself to sell it because I'm ashamed of it.
But ... the point of that vulgar words list is to STOP autocorrecting them when it detects intentional use.
Install Linux on it and carve a big X over the apple logo