I lived in Seattle longer than I lived in the Midwest. I’m not talking about people spinning out on big hills, and I never got the impression other people were. It was seeing cars spun out on curves or gentle inclines that rated bagging on Seattleites for being dumb as a box of hammers on the road.

I’ve seen two cars on their roofs on an uphill in Seattle. How the fuck do you even DO that?

And don’t get me started on the theft lane.