All of them can be true, while still not providing any predictive utility.

Everyday “Our newspaper makes money by editorializing every tick change in the [$index] market by attributing unverifiable context and not referencing the previous tick we editorialized.”

The trick with news media is the word As.

"Market drops 3% as Foo"

OK, they are jumping up and down but they're doing it in the most efficient way possible. It has been proven time and time again!

The current stock market is astrology for white dudes who have too much money. Nothing matters, nothing makes sense, just vibes