He should be allowed to retain the CEO role if he tattoos the following on his right forearm:

"Do not #&$+ where you eat."

Seriously, a second mistress, who is unqualified?

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/11/11/nvidia-jensen-huang-affair-e...

I just put a large amount of money into Nvidia, and I am aghast.

You never, ever have intimate relationships with professional connections. Ever.

Edit: Best meme so far...

https://s.yimg.com/lo/mysterio/api/55ed1286be8498d8efe431101...