We forgot how to build websites like this. Lost art. Even the page is encoded iso-8859-1 and not UTF-8.
Need to write a web extension to inject some javascript to show a loading screen for a few seconds and download a few MB of js so it feels like a modern website. Should probably wrap the whole thing in a SPA too so we have options in the future
Unfortunately you can't spell Hawaiʻi in ISO-8859-1.