alt Hacker News> Permanent identifiers should not carry data.
I think you're attacking a straw man. The article doesn't say "instead of UUIDv4 primary keys, use keys such as birthdays with exposed semantic meaning". On the contrary, they have a section about how to use sequence numbers internally but obfuscated keys externally. (Although I agree with dfox's and formerly_proven's comments [1, 2] that XOR method they proposed for this is terrible. Reuse of a one-time pad is probably the most basic textbook example of bad cryptography. They referred to the values as "obfuscated" so they probably know this. They should have just gone with a better method instead.)
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I don't think the objection is that it exposes semantic meaning, but that any meaningful information is contained within the key at all, eg. even a UUID that includes timestamp information about when it was generated is "bad" in a sense, as it leaks information. Unique identifiers should be opaque and inherently meaningless.
Insert order or time is information. And if you depend on that information you are going to be really disappointed when back dated records have to be inserted.