The submitted title is missing the salient keyword "finally" that motivates the blog post. The actual subtitle Raymond Chen wrote is: "C++ says “We have try…finally at home.”"
It's a snowclone based on the meme, "Mom, can we get <X>? No, we have <X> at home." : https://www.google.com/search?q=%22we+have+x+at+home%22+meme
In other words, Raymond is saying... "We already have Java feature of 'finally' at home in the C++ refrigerator and it's called 'destructor'"
To continue the meme analogy, the kid's idea of <X> doesn't match mom's idea of <X> and disagrees that they're equivalent. E.g. "Mom, can we order pizza? No, we have leftover casserole in the fridge."
So some kids would complain that C++ destructors RAII philosophy require creating a whole "class X{public:~X()}" which is sometimes inconvenient so it doesn't exactly equal "finally".
I'm curious about the actual origin now, given that a quick search shows only vague references or claim it is recent, but this meme is present in Eddie Murphys "Raw" from 1987, so it is at least that old.
That's why you shouldn't use memes in the titles of technical articles. The intelligibility of your intent is vastly reduced.
> So some kids would complain that C++ destructors RAII philosophy require creating a whole "class X{public:~X()}" which is sometimes inconvenient so it doesn't exactly equal "finally".
Those figurative kids would be stuck in a mental model where they try to shoehorn their ${LanguageA} idioms onto applications written in ${LanguageB}. As the article says, C++ has destructors since the "C with Classes" days. Complaining that you might need to write a class is specious reasoning because if you have a resource worth managing, you already use RAII to manage it. And RAII is one of the most fundamental and defining features of C++.
It all boils down to whether one knows what they are doing, or even bothers to know what they are doing.
HN has some heuristics to reduce hyperbole in submissions which occasionally backfire amusingly.