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echelontoday at 12:10 AM4 repliesview on HN

The economic argument is oversold. Poor people have kids more than any other demographic.

Smartphones are why we don't have kids.

Unlimited dopamine is why we don't have kids.

The internet is why we don't have kids.

Women like having fun and independence and don't want to be stay at home nannies.

Modern life is TOO FUN.

Fun is why there are no more babies.

Babies are not fun.

Babies are what you do in the 1950's when you're bored out of your mind with nothing to do.

Babies are what you do when you have to wait until next week for your Reader's Digest to arrive in the mail.

Babies are the anti-dopamine.

For the first time in history, we're not bored out of our fucking minds 24/7. Our brains are fully occupied.

There isn't space for babies now that we have the internet.

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Thought experiment: if you had five million dollars extra right now, would you have a kid tonight?

The answer is probably "fuck no".

And you know why.

Look at the countries still having kids - they're mostly places where women don't have equal rights and smartphone / internet penetration is low.


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Drupontoday at 6:21 AM

>Thought experiment: if you had five million dollars extra right now, would you have a kid tonight?

Unquestionably. I'm sorry you got no hos

>Babies are not fun.

I'm also sorry you're an unsouled bugman living in the worst major city in the US. Sucks to suck dawg, but you are the biggest example of a swagless inhuman techslug every normie thinks a guy with a laptop is. I would say I hope you find a woman who can make you attach to a child and want to raise it but honestly I hope you die of a heart attack jerking your tiny pud to anime porn you dumb piece of shit.

thelastgallontoday at 4:38 AM

Babies are also free labor. They are just like the AI agents of today, parents had their children do a variety of things around the farm, instead of paying for tokens, they had to feed them, thats all.

scoofytoday at 12:28 AM

This is an unfalsifiable pet theory. It is hardly worth discussing.

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Izikiel43today at 5:49 AM

> Thought experiment: if you had five million dollars extra right now, would you have a kid tonight?

Yes, next question