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CamouflagedKiwitoday at 5:21 PM7 repliesview on HN

This is kinda fun, but doesn't match most of my experience splitting firewood.

The wood barely moves after it's split. If you split it perfectly, the two halves will almost certainly both fall to each side (they're pushed outwards by the axe).

You can't just randomly split it across the grain into slices like you're slicing bread.

I guess mostly: it's not tiring, which sort of sucks when you're doing it for real, but it is satisfying. This doesn't scratch that itch for me, but I guess it's fun in a way, similar to that cleaning simulator thing.


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helterskeltertoday at 6:45 PM

There's a surprising amount of technique and knowledge that goes into splitting firewood. It isn't rocket science, but I know a 75 year old who can chop wood faster than any young guy who works out at the gym.

warumdarumtoday at 6:27 PM

I miss the part where the axe gets stuck and you hsve tovturn it over. I found it well made and deeply satisfying

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nutjob2today at 6:46 PM

> This is kinda fun, but doesn't match most of my experience splitting firewood.

Neither mine, I have a machine that does it for me. Much safer and efficient.

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scottcorgantoday at 5:23 PM

this is the most hacker news comment possible

JodieBeniteztoday at 6:10 PM

> If you split it perfectly, the two halves will almost certainly both fall to each side

Just put it in a old small tire :)

jkskkmtoday at 6:24 PM

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apercutoday at 5:55 PM

I only like splitting perfectly seasoned wood ( I do about a face cord every summer/fall). Otherwise it’s just too much work. Got any tips in to tooling? I use a maul.

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